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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9455 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
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