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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7732 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 428 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
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