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WifeBroRejectMCServer

adjustment, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict, decision, Empathy, family, growth, living situation, MINOR, Moving in, narcissist, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Support, Understanding, WifeBroRejectMCServer

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	1964	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with family drama, teenage angst, and a touch of narcissism!

Imagine a server where you not only build your dream world, but also navigate through complex family dynamics. From overprotective mothers to rebellious siblings, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the dramatic boyfriend who put hands on someone – talk about juicy gossip!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of hosting a minor in your virtual home. Will you be the responsible adult or the cool older sibling figure? The choice is yours!

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

MedBlockMadhouse

Chores, cleaning, depression, deteriorate, Emotional support, flu, friendship, Help, job opportunity, living situation, MedBlockMadhouse, medication, mental health, Moving, OCD, psychiatrist, Résumé, roommate, Support, Therapy, toxic living environment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9661
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than living with a roommate who can’t even clean up after themselves? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and no passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life roommate drama. No need to worry about someone not taking their meds or snapping at you over trivial things. On our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds!

Join now and leave behind the stress of living with someone who can’t even handle their own mental health. Build your dream world without the fear of someone commenting on your cleaning skills (or lack thereof). Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

So say goodbye to toxic roommates and hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing deteriorating is the health of those pesky zombies. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us today!

FishyBusinessCraft

ancient fishing, fish abundance, fish catching, fish hunting, Fishing, fishing equipment, fishing history, fishing in ancient times, fishing in history, fishing in the past, fishing methods, fishing rods, fishing techniques, Fishing tools, fishing without modern tools, fishing without rods, FishyBusinessCraft, prehistoric fishing, primitive fishing, survival skills, traditional fishing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Emeralds Found:	6057	Enchantments Applied:	207
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13

join our epic minecraft server where fish literally jump out of the water and into your inventory! no need for fishing rods, just stand by the water and watch the fish fly into your hands like magic! it’s like a fishy fireworks show every time you play! plus, rumor has it that if you catch enough fish, you’ll unlock the secret underwater kingdom where mermaids and dolphins throw epic parties every night. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into our server and start catching fish like a pro!

GloriusSMP

Adventure, build battle, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Some related tags that are not part of the GloriusSMP Minecraft server could be: survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Star Shards Collected:	105
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to GloriusSMP – A World Full of Adventures!

Enter a magical world full of challenges and unlimited possibilities on our Minecraft server GloriusSMP! Here, your adventures begin in an enchanted universe, carefully crafted to provide players with a unique experience.

Build Your Dream: On GloriusSMP, you have the freedom to build your own empire, from stately villas and majestic castles, to picturesque villages and fantastic landscapes. Only your imagination is the limit!

5.252.101.139:25570

CraftyFucks Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, console gaming, CraftyFucks, fucking game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, Gaming news, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, PlayStation, real game, Server, Single player, V, video games, virtual reality, Xbox

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	95
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of playing boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in a virtual world? Then come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you. Or how about building a beautiful castle, only to have it randomly explode because a group of mischievous players decided to set off TNT everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

TattleTaleSMP – what did you tell her?

#revelation, clarification, Communication, confession, Conversation, dialogue, Disclosure, discussion, Explanation, gossip, her.., Honesty, INFORMATION, rumor, Secrets, sharing, TattleTaleSMP, Tell, Truth, What, whisper

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Emeralds Found:	6215	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers (they surprisingly have great rhythm). Our server mascot is a chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who has a PhD in redstone engineering. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Wonders

brightening someone’s day, Community, compassion, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Good deeds, gratefulness, Heartwarming, Humanity, Kindness, paying it forward, positive interactions, random acts of kindness, small gestures, spreading love, StrangerCraft, strangers, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, Wonders

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Have you ever had a stranger build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of kindness from fellow players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual strangers showering you with gifts and compliments in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and prepare to be amazed by the generosity of our wacky and wonderful community!

MissileCraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, self-sufficiency, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. like, what even is happening, right? but wait, it gets better.

you start mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts giving you free diamonds. like, what kind of server is this, amirite?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? yeah, that’s a thing here.

but wait, there’s more. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs at your enemies. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?

so come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishRevolt

Alliance, bilateral relations, CraftyPolishRevolt, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, next president, Poland, political change, strategic planning, transatlantic relations., uncertainty, united states, US ties, Warning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crops Grown:	4395	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s gonna be, like, totally epic. we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

you gotta join cuz, like, Poland is warning Europe about some crazy changes in US ties, man. like, whoa. so you gotta be prepared for anything, even if the next president is a unicorn or something.

join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns, dragons, and crazy political drama. what more could you ask for?

VidCrafters Unlimited

Audience, coverage, Digital, event coverage, Expectations, footage, Journalism, Journalists, Live streaming, Media, multimedia, multiple angles, News, newsworthy, Press, public event, Reporting, social media, Technology, Unlimited, VidCrafters, video angles

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Votes:	8442
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ores Mined:	8250	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis place is crazier den a creeper on a sugar rush! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and zombies doin the cha-cha slide!

one time, we had a whole army of skeletons tryin to take over da server, but den a group of brave players rode in on giant chickens and saved da day! it was epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers? yea, u heard me right. mermaid villagers. dey sellin seashell armor and tridents dat shoot lightning bolts. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna have a blast, make some crazy memories, and maybe even ride a llama into battle, den dis is da place for u. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!