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Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	966
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Farms Harvested:	372
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

Alteration, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup Britomart Pickup Summon, Drop Rates, Edmond Dantès Pickup Summon, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order community, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Singularity Repair Support Campaign Pickup Summon, smp, summon

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Towns Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, Mahjong Edition, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W14 P27, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	549

Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3416	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

adult content, Anons, controversial, Crafty, debate, election, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Mommy, NSFW, Okay Anon, opinion, Politics, prediction, prediction gone wrong, scandal, Server, shock value, social media, tits, trump, viral

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Votes:	3557

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, body acceptance, body comfort, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, comfort in skin, embracing nudity, feeling comfortable naked, loving your body, Minecraft, nudity, nudity acceptance, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Climax, code geass, Conclusion, death, emotional, fan favorite, great ending, Impact, killing, memorable, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, series, Server, Shocking.., slayer, Story, unexpected

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

adult content, ai, ai generated, animated series, anthropomorphic characters, Erotic, explicit, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Generated, hot, mature themes, Minecraft, Naughty, racer, Racing, RIMBA, Rimba Racer, romance, smp, SMUT, Steamy, surprising quality

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

beauty, Blake Winston-Janssen, Bleak, Crafty, facebook, gift, Hydrogen, love, manifests, Minecraft, oxygen, Pain, poetry, poets, profile, Promise, Raw, Server, Thoughts, TRANSMUTATION, Universe, Water, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1940	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!