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Block Break-Up

BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, communication breakdown, emotional pain, end of a relationship, failed relationship, finding closure, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, moving forward, moving on, red flags, relationship, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of a breakup, starting over, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Potions Brewed:	120	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

Armed Forces, bill, Defense, Foreign, foreign military personnel, foreign nationals, foreign policy, foreign service, foreigners, Fun, Government, International Legion, international relations, LegionCraft, legislation, Military, military service, national defense, OFFICER, Officers, Parliament, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

1.21.1, Adventures, age, Applications, building, Chaos, Community, consideration, Content Creation, Craft, Exploring, forgetful, Fun, Inclusivity, Kindness, Maturity, Minecraft, pixelated, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, Toxicity, vet, Videos, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Community	Players aged 25 and above
Mission	To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
Can I create content on the server?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
How long does it take to process applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

Epic, female artist, Izutsumi, Izutsumi albums, Izutsumi concert, Izutsumi fans, Izutsumi live performance, Izutsumi merchandise., Izutsumi songs, Izutsumis, J-pop artist, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese singer, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), Performer, pop music, rising star, Server, solo artist, talented artist, vocalist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Villages Defended:	17	New Chunks Explored:	301098
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Math Master Minecraft SMP

algebraic proficiency, arithmetic skills, computational expertise, geometric knowledge, Master, Math, math application, math expertise, math proficiency, math proficiency level, math skills, math usage, math utilization, mathematical competency, mathematical fluency, mathematical knowledge, mathematical understanding, mathematics knowledge, Minecraft, numerical proficiency, numerical understanding, quantitative abilities, quantitative reasoning, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1344	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8058	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

anger, Apology, apology refusal, Birthday Party, charity fundraiser, Confrontation, confrontation aftermath, CraftyLiarDILNoSorry, daughter-in-law, denial, dishonesty, Family Events, family gatherings, family tension, favorite bakery, lost order, lying.., Rift, small gathering, social media, tension in the family

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Emeralds Found:	1301
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

CraftyYTUselessCourses

CraftyYTUselessCourses, Digital Marketing, Educational Videos, false promises, ineffective courses, internet-marketing, misleading ads, online courses, online education, online learning, online scams, online seminars, online training, online tutorials, online workshops, overhyped courses, scam courses, useless courses, Waste of Money, worthless content, youtube ads

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1286
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	265	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

5g, 6G, damping, electromagnetic absorption, normal-mode analysis, protein tubulin, subterahertz range, telecommunication technologies, Tubulin, VIBES, vibration modes, water layers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	4483	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.