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The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers dance the Macarena, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to faraway lands.

Join now for a chance to participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete in evening gown and talent competitions to win the coveted title of Miss Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon strut its stuff like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of craziness.

UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	2779	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	6850
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	53	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1960
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	2844	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

Builder, enthusiasts, Explorer, Fun, Lovely, Minecraft, PvP, Redstone, REVERE, smp server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	115	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

play.revere.dev

Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Towns Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!