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Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Towns Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Emeralds Found:	3655	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	101
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7364
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Emeralds Found:	4993

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	New Chunks Explored:	43919
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	860862
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!