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CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	4862
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	115
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	4821	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1610
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Mines Excavated:	2533	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

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Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

bed TP, Discord, Drinking, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, Java 1.20.6, Land Claim, no cheating, play.hotdogwater.dog, PvP, stealing, Surviving, Water

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Vote for resets on Discord
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Is this server Hardcore Vanilla Survival?	Yes, it is a Hardcore Vanilla Survival server running on Java 1.20.6
Are resets based on player votes?	Yes, players can vote for resets on Discord
Are PvP, griefing, and stealing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server
Is cheating or hacking allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server

CountryCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, best, Candidate, Country, CountryCraft, cultural representation, Diplomacy, diplomatic skills, Diversity, election, global perspective, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, national pride, national values, patriotism, political figure, public image, REPRESENTATIVE, Server, Unity

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	796
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	500379
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we let YOU choose who represents your country! That’s right, forget about elections and campaigning, just build the biggest, most impressive structure and you’ll be crowned the leader of your nation! Want to see a llama as president? Done. How about a giant chicken as prime minister? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky server. Join now and show the world who truly deserves to lead!