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Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	621	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

🎄🍗 Need a break from the drama of your fake family? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only turkey you’ll be fighting over is the one you’re trying to cook for yourself! No more Blackbells stealing your dinner plans, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos. Who needs a fake wife and daughter when you can have a fake diamond sword and pet creeper instead? Join now and leave the holiday stress behind! 🎮💥 #TurkeyWars #MinecraftMadness

Crafty Chaos Crew – Join the Pandemonium! #1398

Chaos, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Crafty, CREW, Current Extractions, download links, Edgar Family Heir, Ego, FAQs, General guide, Join, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, Official twitter, Official youtube, Pandemonium, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Wuthering Heights Butler

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	252
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further than our server that is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina!

Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

Babes, Beach, blocky, bros, dress code, dress policy, employee behavior, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, manager talk, meets, Minecraft, office environment, Optional, Professionalism, self-control, shorts, social etiquette, STARING, TANK, tank tops, tops, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIBES, work attire, workplace attire, workplace conduct, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3039	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Oops, I broke Minecraft

Atrocity, BROKE, crime, death, Destruction, devastation, Genocide, Grief, Guilt, Horror, Loss, mass killing, Minecraft, mourning, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Suffering, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8630	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

Blacks, CENTERED, cognitive dissonance, Colonization, colorfulcraft, colorism, darker skinned, discrimination, discussion, EURO, Euro centered, Identity, mental colonization, model minorities, Oppression, race relations, racism, SELF AWARENESS, Shades, Social Issues, society, Uncle Toms, Western, western society, Whites

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

2024.., acceptance, Afterlife, BLOWN, building, bullying, Crafty, CREEPERS, dreams, entrance, forgiveness, formality, godjak, Good deeds, Heaven, heaven gates, heaven gates open, Indians, interview, judgment, life review, list, lol, McCraftface, Participation, Redemption, True

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	5126	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Potions Brewed:	126	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	142	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Emeralds Found:	1334

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	2969	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

Adventures, Ban, Biggest, blocky, Boss, bottles, carrying drinks, charging, coffee, complaining, construction site, Country, drink, experiences, Fridays, Fruit, Halmstad, Halmstads, Manager, Minecraft, rixmongo, Rixmongos, rules, security risk, SEK, subscription, thermoses, varmkorv, wages, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!