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Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	3098
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	9309

On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

WitherTime.ru

Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Sleepless Gaming

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Potions Brewed:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

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The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	99
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Game Start Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3831	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ores Mined:	1980	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ores Mined:	9515
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4483
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain