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PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	630
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	147	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2229	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	87
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Potions Brewed:	73
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Votes:	2091
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Animals Bred:	89	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4401
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7679	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	1660	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!