LazySMP: Where even the slowest sloth can survive the blocky wilderness!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	191480	Chimeras Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	4276
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/69882128/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Welcome to Sloth SMP!

Server Features:

Version	1.20.6 and later
Land Claims	To safeguard your builds
Rank System	Rewarding and dynamic
Economy	Dedicated for trading
PvP Arena	For those who crave battle

Server IP: SlothSMP.Com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What Minecraft version does the server support?

A: The server supports version 1.20.6 and later.

Q: Are land claims available on the server?

A: Yes, land claims are available to safeguard your builds.

Q: Is there a rank system on the server?

A: Yes, the server features a rewarding and dynamic rank system.

Q: Can players participate in PvP battles?

A: Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who crave battle.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, the server features a dynamic economy that is dedicated for trading.

DustbowlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Dustbowl? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises!

Our server is so epic, even this insufferable faggot can’t resist joining in on the fun. From building giant statues of bacon to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s totally worth it!

ExcitedVSPO in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Farms Harvested:	254

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? VSPO EN is expanding and we need YOU to come join in on the fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every night. The DJ is a zombie villager who really knows how to drop the beat.

– Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on VSPO EN.

– Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join VSPO EN now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

MineLifeChanger SMP

Consistency, daily habits, discipline, goal-setting, habit building techniques, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, Life Changes, mindfulness, mindset shift, MineLifeChanger, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, smp, success habits, transformation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4684	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Emeralds Found:	4211

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken parade. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens wearing top hats and monocles strutting their stuff like they own the place. And guess what? You get to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our SMP is home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players must fight off hordes of evil tacos trying to take over the server. It’s a battle like no other, but the rewards are totally worth it – trust us.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a gang of evil pandas? Or build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, your daily habit of logging on will never be the same again!

BlockBroCode

Behavior, BlockBroCode, Chivalry, code of conduct, Communication, dress code, Etiquette, Expectations, Gender Roles, Gentleman, Grooming, Manners, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, social norms, society, Traditions, unwritten guidelines, unwritten rules

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the manliest men out there! Join us if you want to learn the unwritten rules for men, like never wearing pink armor or always having a diamond sword by your side. Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled adventures!

CreeperCarnage: Oct7Memorial

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own memorial for all da forgotten holidays like October 7 victims day!!! UN may ignore dem but we won’t!!! come build a giant pumpkin or spooky ghost to honor dem in style!!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds cuz why not lol!!! join now and show da world dat u care bout da obscure holidays too!!!

BabyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	6693	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Star Shards Collected:	106	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	New Chunks Explored:	177463
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

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