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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9098 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
