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Blocky Banter: Last Words Edition

10. Facing fear, 11. Last thoughts, 12. Final confrontation, 13. Last stand, 14. Final plea, 15. Final moments, 16. Facing the end, 17. Last request, 18. Final statement, 19. Final encounter, 2. Last moments, 20. Final goodbye., 3. Facing death, 4. Confronting killer, 5. Last words, 6. Deathbed confession, 7. Facing mortality, 8. Final conversation, 9. Last breath, banter, blocky, Edition, final words, Words

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	194
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally talk smack to your killer before you bite the dust! That’s right, we have a special feature where you can communicate with your murderer in your final moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make them feel guilty enough to spare you! Join now for a killer good time (pun intended)!

NATOcraft Server: Unstoppable Ukraine

Allies, DECLARATION, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical significance, global security, international relations, irreversible, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine, Unstoppable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ores Mined:	5109
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

So like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. Plus, we have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and do epic quests together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like, the gateway to another dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a secret training ground for future NATO members? Yeah, that’s right. Join us and you’ll be on the fast track to becoming a certified NATO badass. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epicness begin!

ZionBlastCraft

anti-semitism, community guidelines, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, inclusion, Israelis, Jews, Meta, Moderation, online behavior, online safety, Posts, REMOVE, Reporting, Respect, social media, Targeting, tolerance, ZionBlastCraft, Zionists

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we BANISH all the haters targetting zionists but accidentally hitting jews and israelis! we got rid of all that negativity and now it’s just pure FUN and CHAOS in our server! come build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

PlugPullProbs: 99% Battery Lie

Accuracy, batteries, Battery, Behavior, charging, Consumer, Deception, devices, electronics, false advertising, Honesty, lie, Manipulation, Marketing, percentages, Performance, PlugPullProbs, power, reactivated, Reliability, Sales, Technology, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8230
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.

we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.

PandemicCraft: Trust & Updates

Accountability, american people, Colorado School of Public Health, critical questions, data systems, Focus, Job, MAINTAIN, new, pandemic aftermath, PandemicCraft, politicization, public health system, Report, Trust, U.S, Updates, Updating

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Potions Brewed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mines Excavated:	4065	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, after the pandemic, the U.S. health system is like, whoa, so messed up, ya know? We gotta focus on like, accountability and stuff, and like, update our data systems, man. The Colorado School of Public Health says so, bro.

So like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about holding peeps accountable and not getting all political and stuff, then you gotta join us. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fighting for truth and justice and all that good stuff.

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, seriously, our PvP arena is like something out of a movie. And don’t even get me started on our survival world – it’s like a whole new world, man.

So come on, join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s show the world that Minecraft can be more than just a game – it can be a force for good.

BigVanillaMC.com Survival Server

ADMIN, bigvanillamc, brand new, Builders, Cheaters, city, Claims, Grief Prevention, hard difficulty, July 1st, legitimate earned, long term, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Redstone, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	100
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Come play with a group of experienced minecrafters on a mostly Vanilla server set to hard difficulty. We use Grief Prevention for claims, but other than that it’s pure vanilla.

This is a brand new server, just started on July 1st. Join early so you can grab land close to spawn and be a part of building out the first big minecraft city in the server. There are only a handful of players right now and most are at the “living in a hole in the ground” stage of the game.

We have redstone gurus, mega builders, and PvP ninjas.

Long-term server. Reliable and attentive admin. Cheaters are banned. Everything you see in the server was earned legitimately.

BigVanillaMC.com

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions battle over pixelated dirt and pretend to be kings and queens

alcohol, Balanced, bar, battle, city, Community, Dirt, Empire, Factions, fair, freedom, Hardrada, History, Interventions, Kings, merchant, pixelated, player-run, Plugins, Politics, PRETEND, QUEENS, rules, Server, Staff, Suggestions, Unbiased, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Hardrada Worldbuilding Server Overview

Description
A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!
We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server.
Notable plugins: Towny, Dynmap, Brewery

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any admin intervention on the server?	We promise minimal admin intervention to allow players to have almost total control over the worldbuilding process.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have balanced and fair rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Can players make suggestions for the server?	We are open to suggestions from the community to improve the gameplay experience.
What notable plugins are used on the server?	Some of the notable plugins include Towny, Dynmap, and Brewery.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

SoulfulAnimeMC Server

animated, Anime, bullshit, Characters, comedy, creativity, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, FANTASY, genre, japanese, Music, originality, quirky, series, Server, Soulful, SoulfulAnimeMC, storytelling, television, Unique

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from soulful and unique to straight-up anime bullshit!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a rainbow unicorn while battling evil pandas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that can shoot fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that can lay golden eggs. Join forces with the Chicken King and become the ruler of the poultry world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

CopyCraft Minecraft Server

Angel-like creature, California, Copycraft, face persona, French, gimmick, gunther, heel, jobbers, mimic, Minecraft, opponent, Server, Sting, stone cold, undertaker, white paint, wrestling, wrestling concept, wrestling gimmick, wrestling match, wrestling persona, wrestling strategy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our gimmick here is the one and only MIMIC, a wrestler who takes on the persona of his opponents in the ring. Picture this: facing off against the Undertaker? MIMIC becomes an Angel-like creature. Going up against Gunther? He transforms into a Frenchman. And don’t even get us started on his match against Stone Cold – MIMIC becomes a leftist from California! But here’s the kicker – if MIMIC wins, his opponent has to take on his heel/face persona. It’s a wild ride of unpredictable matches and hilarious transformations. So why join our server? Because where else can you see a wrestler become a completely different character every match and watch the chaos unfold? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft wrestling experience of your life!

WeddingCraft vs. FuneralCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, celebration, compromise, cousins, estranged, family, father in-law, Funeral, FuneralCraft, hypothetical, irish, milestone, Minecraft, prioritising, relationship, second hand, Server, sister, Wedding, WeddingCraft, Wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	3480
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected obligations!

Picture this: You’re at your sister’s wedding, having the time of your life, when suddenly your wife drops the bomb that her estranged aunt is on her deathbed. And guess what? She expects the whole family, including the kids, to drop everything and attend the funeral the next day. Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Find out if you’re the a-hole for wanting to stay at the wedding and party the night away instead of mourning a relative you barely know. Will family ties be stronger than party vibes? Join our server to find out!

Experience the ultimate test of family loyalty and wedding drama on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics!