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Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

BFF, day counter, Emotional healing, Emotional support, friendship goals, Lesbian, Long-term goals, manifestation journey, MANIFESTING, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive affirmations, save me, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, talk about feelings

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

ai, Anon, Artificial Intelligence, Assistance, Automation, chatbot, Generate, Language Model, list, long tail, machine learning, Minecraft, nlp, smp, tags, Technology, Trust, Trust me, trusty, virtual assistant

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Ores Mined:	1741
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Abilities, Adventure, Adventures, animal communication, Anime, blocky, Chopper, fantasy world, giant ability, giant talking ability, Jinbe, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, mysterious powers, one piece, Pirates, Road and Gerd, Server, SHONEN, Strawhats, Supernatural, talk to animals, Talking Animals, Unique abilities

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

#youtube, based pastor, BELIEF, Christian Community, Christian Content, Christian teachings, Christianity, Christpill, Church, FAITH, gospel, inspiration, Message, Minecraft, Religion, religious leader, religious video, Sermon, smp, spirituality, Video, watch now

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Votes:	4327

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Potions Brewed:	74	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	720	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

188.127.241.211:25791

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!