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CraftyCreeperDating

Authenticity, Boundaries, brutally honest, Commitment, Communication, Confidence, CraftyCreeperDating, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got all the dating advice you need to woo those pixelated babes. From building the perfect love shack to crafting the most romantic redstone contraptions, our server has it all. Join now and start swiping right on those creepers and skeletons! Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate.

F16sVsRuskies: Battle in Ukraine

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, f-16, F16sVsRuskies, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military equipment, military strategy, Missiles, russia, Technology, Ukraine, US-made, War, weapons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dimension Hops:	1

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got F-16s flyin around like crazy and they bout to take on dem Russians like it’s nobodies business. Watch as these bad boys swoop in and drop some serious firepower on those pesky enemies. Join now and witness the epic battle unfold right before your eyes. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff, so what are you waiting for? Join the madness today!

NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem

advanced materials, aerospace engineering, engineered nanoparticles, Environmental Science, extraterrestrial colonization, future technology, innovative materials, martian, Martian native materials, Martian terraforming, MAYHEM, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, NanoTerraCraft, planetary engineering, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, Space Travel, sustainable technology, sustainable terraforming, terraforming process, terraforming technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam!

CGDCT Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGDCT, character design, Cute girls, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, niche interests, no pokegirl, Otaku, people, PokeGirls, Server, slice of life, still

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

Minecraft, smp, ThePrankedPiggy, WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Animals Bred:	118	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

InlawSlumberParty

accusations, apologies, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, favoritism, grandchildren, Grandparents, health issues, in-laws, InlawSlumberParty, jealous parents, mediation, misunderstandings, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, sleepover

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1402	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from overbearing parents and in-laws who just can’t seem to understand boundaries.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block. No more guilt trips about spending time with one set of grandparents over the other – on our server, everyone is equal (as long as you have enough diamonds to trade).

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	52
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.

RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

activism, civil disobedience, Clashes, community response, community unity, counter-protesters, CounterProFun, demonstration, government response, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, public outcry, Public Safety, Rally, RiotCraftUK, Riots, social justice, solidarity, UK disorder, Unrest, violence

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!

SantasFarOutTrip

cheer, chimney, christmas, Distance, Farther.., Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Magic, Merry, north pole, Presents, reindeer, Santa Claus, SantasFarOutTrip, Sleigh, travel, Traveled, Winter

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even santa claus himself has been here. he like, traveled farther than you to get here, bro. imagine that, santa claus in minecraft, giving out diamond blocks instead of presents. you gotta join this server just to see if you can catch a glimpse of the big man in red. plus, rumor has it that the elves are actually creepers in disguise, so watch out for those sneaky little buggers. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get a present from santa himself. ho ho ho, let’s mine and craft, baby!

LonelyCraft: AI Detects Feelings

ai, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, communication analysis, data analysis, Detects, emotional well being, feelings, Loneliness, loneliness detection, loneliness in older adults, loneliness intervention, loneliness prevention, loneliness research, LonelyCraft, machine learning, mental health, older adults, research, social isolation, speech patterns., Technology, technology in healthcare

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	63	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well dis server got u covered! our AI technology can like, read ur speech patterns and tell if u lonely or not. we got ur back, especially if u an older player who just wants sum friends to play with. join us and let our fancy technology make u feel less lonely, cuz who needs real friends when u got AI, amirite? come join da fun and never feel lonely again in dis crazy minecraft world!