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CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5681	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Items Found:	1454
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Farms Harvested:	807
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

PixelatedRevolution

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cryptocurrency, digital payments, e commerce, electric vehicles, gene editing, online shopping, personalized medicine, PixelatedRevolution, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, social media, streaming, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Animals Bred:	108	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	896532	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Towns Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	3237

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	687	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!