lankybox need more poop – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Squirt Edition, the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, a player joined Squirt Edition and found themselves in a world filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. They stumbled upon a secret controlnet that led them to a realm of endless possibilities. With animations that will make your head spin and samplers that will blow your mind, this player was hooked from the start.

But that’s not all! Our server offers block merging like you’ve never seen before, creating structures that defy the laws of physics. And with ComfyUI and Automatic1111 at your disposal, building and exploring has never been easier.

Looking for some extra spice? How about diving into our collection of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some…fetish content? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join Squirt Edition today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance routine!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, talking sheep that tell jokes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and why would you? We have unlimited cake!).

So come on down and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

QuestionFire Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being interrupted while trying to speak? Join our Minecraft server where interruptions are not allowed! We promise that no one will cut you off, not once, not twice, but thrice! Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of letting others speak. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to short blonde haircuts – because why not? Join now and experience a world where you can finally say what you want without being interrupted!

4LifetimesIn1Sec

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!

NoviCraftSmp

Cross-Play, Survival

Novicraft SMP is a Minecraft server with custom structures and biomes. This server also offers cosmetics such as Dracula, Sakura, Oni, and Dragonstone sets. Its a fun server that players will enjoy, with no lag and a different experience from regular SMPs. You can also participate in various events within the server. Novi SMP is a crossplay/cracked server, meaning its playable with both Bedrock and Java editions.

145.40.117.183:19138

ZynnCraft || Vanilla+ || Factions ||

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Welcome to the ZynnCraft Minecraft Server!

Server OverviewWelcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.

Key Features

True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.

TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.

World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.

Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.

No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

51.161.118.216:25652

Caledonian SMP: Where the 18+ community gets vanilla with a side of Simple Voice Chat action! 🎮

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Caledonian SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Caledonian SMP

We’re a small server that started last week for the 1.21 update and are looking to add some new faces to our group. We are a mostly vanilla SMP featuring a few datapacks as well as Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, and Dynmap to enhance the experience and encourage collaboration within the community. Additionally we will be running server events and contests with custom trophies rewarded to winners and participants! To see a more in-depth list of server features join our discord!

Rules:

Rule	Description
1	Be a good person. Respect other people and use common sense.
2	No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items.
3	No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed.
4	No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not.
5	Must be 18 or older to join the server.

If any of this sounds interesting to you, join our discord and apply!

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the application instructions provided.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you are free to build as you please.

Q: Are there regular server events?

A: Yes, we will be running server events and contests with custom trophies as rewards.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Certain mods like optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed, but cheats and hacks are not permitted.

TurkishKinoCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any Turkish kinos? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Turkish kino needs! Join us for epic adventures, crazy plot twists, and of course, plenty of Turkish kino screenings to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even become the Sultan of Turkish kinos in no time!

BronnyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Bronny James of vtubing! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that is as legendary as Bronny James himself?

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while being cheered on by a virtual basketball superstar. Imagine Bronny James himself guiding you through the virtual world, giving you tips on how to dominate the competition and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who are always ready to party. Join them in their wild adventures and unlock hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Bronny James himself doing a victory dance in the virtual streets.

Wife’sPetPromise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and pet-related shenanigans.

Imagine a world where bringing home a new pet without permission leads to epic showdowns and unexpected twists. Will you side with the sneaky spouse or the vigilant pet protector? The fate of the virtual animal kingdom is in your hands!

Embark on quests to rescue mysterious cats from hidden closets, only to discover they were just being held for a friend. Will you choose to return the feline to the rescue agency, or keep it as a secret sidekick in your pixelated adventures?

With more plot twists than a redstone contraption, this server is perfect for players who love a good story and a good laugh. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to keep an eye on your virtual pets!