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Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	554	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3719
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	115	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4427
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crops Grown:	5354
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6646
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!