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AstroWitchReturns Minecraft SMP

Astronauts, AstroWitchReturns, boeing, crew 9, dragon capsule, jeetliner, launch date, Minecraft, NASA, NASA blog, NASA schedule adjustments, Ogre, operational flexibility, smp, space exploration, space mission, Space News, space technology, Space Travel, space travel updates, space witch, spacex, stranded astronaut

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

🚀🪐 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even NASA had to rearrange their schedule just to accommodate our astronaut and space witch players! Forget about Boeing, they’re officially ogre in our books. Join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where you can build your own rocket ship and explore the galaxy with your fellow blocky astronauts. Who needs a jeetliner when you can soar through the stars in style on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌🔥 #SpaceCraftingMadness

BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server

activities, affordability, affordable, Assessment, autism, babysitter, BabysitterSwap, childcare, Communication, compromise, Crafts, Date night, Decision making, Diagnosis, DoorDash, family, loyalty, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, Routine, Schedule, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crops Grown:	7242	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as our babysitter, Amelia? Look no further! Our server has been keeping kids entertained for years, just like Amelia has with our own children.

Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.

But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.

Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!

BlockBucksBrawl

Asshole, BlockBucksBrawl, cigarettes, family, Food, health, Household, income, insurance, mini stroke, MONEY, parents, Priorities, ptsd, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stress, Support, Therapy, tight finances

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s messes while your own life falls apart? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of reality! We promise no one will ask you for money for cigarettes, because in our virtual world, cigarettes don’t even exist! Plus, our special therapy practice involves building pixelated houses and battling creepers, guaranteed to cure any stress-induced mini strokes. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind – after all, who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP

daily habits, DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP, Exercise, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy living, hydration, learning, meditation, mindfulness, nutrition, positivity, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Time management

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the cows have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two. Plus, our server is the only place where you can find a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers who have surprisingly good taste in music. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

ScentlessCraft

anosmia, aroma, emotional connection, favorite scent, Fragrance, longing, Loss, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, olfaction, olfactory, scent memory, ScentlessCraft, sense loss, sense of smell, sensory deprivation, sensory deprivation disorder, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory processing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

If you suddenly lost your sense of smell, the smell you’d miss the most would be the scent of our epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (they’re not very good at it, but they try). Plus, our diamond mines are rumored to be so rich, even Herobrine is jealous! So come join us and experience the most fragrant adventure of your Minecraft life!

SSMP: Where the only thing whiter than our sheep is the whitelist

ADMIN, Builds, Claiming, Economy, Farms, gameplay, Highways, Infrastructure, Jobs, Limits, multiplayer, Plugins, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sheep, Shop, Shops, SSMP, Survival, tps, Whitelist, WHITER

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Server Name	SSMP: Simple Survival, 1.21
Description	SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS. Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
Features	2 /sethomes + bed easy /spawn access developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) rare head drops physical and active player-based economy gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address SSMP.io in your Minecraft client.

Are there any limits on gameplay?

We do not place limits on gameplay as long as it follows our simple rules. Feel free to create large scale builds and redstone contraptions.

Can I use mods on the server?

We allow some mods, but please make sure they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Is there an admin shop or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement. We do not have an admin shop or jobs system.

What is the discord server for?

Our discord server is a place for players to chat, coordinate, and stay updated on server events and announcements.

LadariusCraft Minecraft Server

African American, aspiration, black american, culture, desire, Diversity, dream, ethnicity, FANTASY, first name, heritage, Identity, Irish surname, Ladarius, LadariusCraft, longing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, name.., racial identity, self-identity, Server, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	2313
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be – even a black American with a Ladarius-like first name and an Irish surname! Join us and live out your wildest identity fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden treasure of leprechaun gold at the end of a rainbow! So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Embers of Long Night, Eugenics, Faded Pursuit, Glimmer in the Shadows, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Nasty, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Tier List

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and activities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

alone, amicable, bbq, Boyfriend, CoParenting, crying, Divorce, drinks, ex wife, ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ, family gathering, Friends, Gathering, Movie, parents, Party, saturday, sister, texted, Therapist, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Potions Brewed:	68
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!

MommyNoNoCraft

Assistance, Awareness, child safety, child welfare, Communication, Community, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Help, intervention, judgment, misunderstanding, MommyNoNoCraft, Motherhood, Neighborhood, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, societal norms, stranger danger

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler in a t-shirt and nappy wandering the streets at night? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like the little boy following the dog, you’ll be following your instincts and exploring new territories in our server. Who knows what kind of characters you’ll come across – from overprotective mothers to misunderstood heroes like yourself.

And just like the woman who accused our player of trying to lead her child astray, you’ll encounter some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement, the laughter, and the unexpected moments that make Minecraft truly unforgettable. Just remember, keep an eye on your fellow players – you never know who might need a helping hand or a good laugh!