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Pickaxe Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wacky Minecraft needs!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their mind-blowing chicken dance moves. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Potions Brewed:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Emeralds Found:	1419	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Do you ever feel like you just can’t live without Minecraft? Well, you’re in luck because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground dance party with Notch himself. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from da Russian occupiers like da brave Ukrainian soldiers did! Build ur own underground bunker to hide from da evil invaders and gather resources to fight back! Join forces with other players to form a resistance and take down da oppressors in epic battles! Plus, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs from ur hands cuz why not?! So come on, join dis server and show dem Russians who’s boss! #UkraineStrong #MinecraftRevolution

AquaticLand – Where Landlubbers are the Real Fish Out of Water

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	721
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	4605
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BE LIVIN’ IN DA WATER WORLD, YO! WE BE SWIMMIN’ WITH DA FISHES AND PLANTS LIKE AQUAMAN ON STEROIDS! FOR REAL, WE BE DA REAL AQUATIC MASTERS, NOT DEM LANDLUBBERS! COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA DEPTHS OF DA OCEAN, WHERE WE RULE LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS! WHO NEEDS LAND WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WATER, AMIRITE? SWIM ON OVER AND JOIN DA FUN, WE PROMISE YOU WON’T DROWN…MAYBE. 😂🐠🌊 #WATERWORLDMASTERS #SWIMMINGWITHFISHES #OCEANICLIFEFOREVER

TabletTots – Slow Response Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	112	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late!

Caledonian SMP: Where adults play with blocks, but not square ones. Join the fun now!

1.21, Adults, blocks, Caledonian, collaboration, Contests, Datapacks, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Fun, Griefing, interactive community, java, jei, Join, minimap, optifine, Play, rules, Server Events, smp, Square, Trophy, Vanilla, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crops Grown:	4901	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Caledonian SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP with some Vanillatweaks datapacks
Features	Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap
Server Events	Regular events and contests with custom trophy rewards

FAQs

1. What are the server rules?

1. Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense. 2. No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items. 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed. 4. No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server.

2. How can I join the server?

To join, join our discord and apply!

BlockMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Enchantments Applied:	102

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where you can explore strip clubs in Minecraft and indulge in the aroma of sweaty stripper feet. It’s a unique experience that will leave you wanting more!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of foot sniffing adventures. From white to black, brown to Asian soles, you’ll have the opportunity to sniff them all and revel in the heavenly scent. Our community is open-minded and welcoming, so don’t be shy about expressing your love for feet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, once you start sniffing those virtual toes, you’ll never want to leave!

FinalBattle2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! In the year 2024, we are gearing up for the final battle against the Deep State and all their evil minions. Join us as we embark on a quest to demolish the corrupt government, kick out warmongers, and banish globalists from our virtual world.

But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.

And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!

So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!

Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!

Airbnb, celebration, cleaning, college, Drama, Expense, family, Furniture, Grad, Graduation, graduation party, home, inlaws, Lake, market rate, Niece, nieces, OBLIGATION, Party, reduced rate, rental, Respect, sc, Trash, vacation, vacation home

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the Airbnb vacation home owned by this poor soul.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!

Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!