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Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	177
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	583196	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GrossButYum SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8113	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	4526	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ores Mined:	5364	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5223	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	6723
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.