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HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8209	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Towns Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Items Found:	1770
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	118	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5516
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

air pollution, athens, carbon emissions, carbon pollution, climate change, climate crisis, death toll, environmental impact, environmental policy, EuroHeatwave, Europe, european union, extreme weather, FIRECRAFT, global warming, health crisis, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, hot weather, natural disasters, public health, Wildfires

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8952

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.