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The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

amusement, cheerful, chuckles, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Happiness, hilarious, humor, jokes, jovial, joy, kikikiki, Kikis, LAUGHING, Laughter, lighthearted, Minecraft, mirthful, playful, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3056
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	778137
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5901
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5358	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Emeralds Found:	664	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.2, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Divine Spears Created:	28	Villages Defended:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Apple of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	195
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

White House Felon Minecraft Server

billie eilish, Celebrity, controversy, Corruption, current events, felon, Government, House, Hypocrisy, legal issues, Lies, Minecraft, Music, NDA, p diddy, Politics, pop culture, president, scandal, Server, STORMY DANIELS, Truth, White, White House

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	3955	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!