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DepotDestroyerMC

Bombing, Conflict, DepotDestroyerMC, Destruction, eastern europe, energy resources, escalation, fuel supply, global news, Hits, international relations, Military Action, Oil depots, Overnight, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8478	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!

Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

Bacteria, decomposition, dog, dog faeces, dog poop, environmental impact, hand sanitizer, misting, odor control, outdoor cleanup, Paradise, pet care, pet health, pet hygiene, pet odors, pet owners, pet waste, Poop, sanitation, sanitation practices, sanitation products, sanitized, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

Cosmic Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, artwork, controversial, Cosmic, critique, Dark, explicit, Explorer, Fandom, gantz, graphic, History, Horror, long tail tag, Manga, manga panel, opinion, Sci Fi, Shocking.., two page spread, Ugly, violent, WORST

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	874	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Towns Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

OMG, have you ever seen a manga so ugly it made your eyes bleed? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is just like that manga! Join us if you want your retinas to suffer in the most hilarious way possible!

We’ve got pixelated monstrosities that will make you question your sanity! Seriously, who needs beautiful graphics when you can have pure, unadulterated ugliness?

Join now and experience the most visually offensive Minecraft server in existence! Your eyes will thank you for the trauma!

Pixel Paradise: Good Vibes Only

caring community, Community, concentration, Environment, ethical behavior, friendly faces, Good, good people, harmonious atmosphere, Kindness, Moral values, Neighborhood, Paradise, PIXEL, positive energy, positive vibes, positivity, social circle, society, supportive network, trustworthy individuals, uplifting environment, VIBES, wholesome individuals

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Void Armor Forged:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Where do you find the highest concentration of mostly good people? Definitely not in real life, but on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wacky adventure where the villagers throw wild parties, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and looking for friendship, and the cows have formed a secret society to overthrow the chickens as the ruling class. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ForeverChemCraft

chemical contamination, contaminated water, drinking water, emerging contaminants, england, environmental contamination, environmental impact, forever chemicals, ForeverChemCraft, groundwater pollution, polluted water, public health, surface water pollution, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water management, water pollution, water quality, water supply, water testing, water treatment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got water cleaner than england cuz we don’t mess with them forever chemicals, we only got that good good water straight from the fountain of youth. join us and never worry about getting poisoned by no toxic chemicals, just worry about creepers blowing up your crib instead. trust me, you wanna be on this server, it’s lit AF. #cleanwatergang #minecraftforlife

Lodestone Worldbuilding

7000×5000, bedrock, civmc, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empire, Essentialsx, FANTASY, Kingdom, Lodestone, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, stoneworks, Survival, Towny, Tribe, World Map, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2649	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

A new worldbuilding server based on CivMC and Stoneworks with a whole new take on the genre!

Form your own Empire, kingdom, tribe, or nation on our very own CUSTOM 7000×5000 world map, made by a fantasy map artist with a little over 4 years of experience!

We use towny as well as some other plugins such as essentialsx, and we plan on adding bedrock crossplay in the near future!

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Enchanted Realm 1.21

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds fall from the sky like confetti at a llama wedding!

You’ll be mining for days, finding rare treasures and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe that shoots lasers!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena!

Plus, the chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most cuckoo Minecraft adventure of your life!

HouseHogginHottie & Pup

adjustment period, Aesthetics, bedding, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Client, Communication, compromise, dog, Furniture, hardwood floors, House, HouseHogginHottie, income, interior design, Passion, pet, presentation, Priorities, pup, relationship, shedding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	3794	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and Beagles!

Imagine this: you’re happily building your dream house in Minecraft, when suddenly your partner moves in with their dog. But this dog is no ordinary dog – it’s a Beagle with a penchant for destroying hardwood floors and shedding like there’s no tomorrow. Will you choose love or your pristine virtual home?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and interior design skills. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Plus, we have a special feature where you can train virtual Beagles to not jump on white furniture – it’s the ultimate challenge!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about love, communication, and the importance of vacuuming up dog hair daily. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBabes

attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, BlockyBabes, DATING, Gender Roles, Girls, guys, Individuality, Misconception, not attractive, Opinions, Personality, Perspectives, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self worth, self-confidence, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate babe magnet! Join us for a chance to impress all the ladies with your pixelated building skills and show off your diamond armor like the true Minecraft stud you are.

Forget about those other servers where the guys are all about mining and crafting – on our server, it’s all about the ladies. We’ve got a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for a Minecraft Romeo like you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the virtual world?

So come on, guys! Join our server and get ready to be the envy of all your friends as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate waiting for you in our pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your love life – join our server today!

TrumpTariffTaxCraft

25% tariff, AMERICANS, Canada, Canadian, Economy, Foreign Minister, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, looms, negotiations, North America, Politics, tariff tax, Tariffs, threat, trade war, trump, TrumpTariffTaxCraft, united states, Warning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.

but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.