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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7577 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 218005 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Votes: | 7811 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
