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Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1825
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	6874	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Endless Night Skies:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	574	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5795
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!