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CraftyCouplesFootballVsSwift

arguments, baby costs, bar hopping, college football, CraftyCouplesFootballVsSwift, Expenses, finances, flights, hospital bills, La, lodging, memphis, Oklahoma, Ole Miss, pregnant wife, Remodeling, SEC game, stress, tailgates, Taylor Swift, TICKETS, trip

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Animals Bred:	142
Farms Harvested:	327	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Taylor Swift concert? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than planning a college football trip with your bros.

Need a break from real life responsibilities like remodeling a bedroom and worrying about hospital bills? Come chill with us and build your dream world in Minecraft instead!

Our server is so lit, even your pregnant wife will be begging you to cancel your trip just to spend more time playing with us. Who needs a trip to London or a Taylor Swift concert when you can have the time of your life in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from adulting and financial worries. Plus, we promise not to stress you out like real life does. 😉

SkyBlock Struggle: Duolingo Airlines

Airlines, duolingo, flying, jet lag, La, language app, language challenge, language education, language goals, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language streak, long flight, new zealand, Skyblock, Streak, Struggle, study abroad, time zone difference, travel, travel restrictions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8413
Void Gems Collected:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you start flyin’ from LA to New Zealand. And BAM! Your Duolingo streak is GONE, man. Like, poof! Disappeared into thin air. But guess what? On our server, that won’t happen! You can fly wherever you want, whenever you want, and your Duolingo streak will stay intact.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a circus up in here, I’m tellin’ ya. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. It’s like Disneyland on steroids.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join our server, right? You get to keep your Duolingo streak, witness animals doin’ the cha-cha, and ride a rollercoaster that’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado. It’s a no-brainer, my friend. Come join the fun!

CraftyCreeperConspiracy: Uncovering P*dogate with Explosive Fun!

#youtube, Band, Beach, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCreeperConspiracy, Examples, explosive, financial district, Fun, Grooming, HARD, knowledge, La, Lobster, NYC, Pdogate, Potomac, predictive programming, Rock, SMOKING GUN, Uncovering, Video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where rocks are as hard as diamonds and lobsters are secretly grooming themselves because they don’t know any better.

Located by the beach, you can choose to build your virtual empire in the financial districts of LA or NYC or even on the banks of the Potomac River. But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart – this band of misfits knows some seriously wild stuff that will blow your mind!

And if you’re still not convinced, just think about all the other examples of predictive programming you’ll encounter on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Void Gems Collected:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

PixelPerfectPaparazzi Minecraft SMP

best cameras, camera accessories, camera brands, camera comparison, camera features, camera lenses, camera models, camera options, camera recommendations, camera reviews, camera specs, Minecraft, outdoor adventures, outdoor cameras, outdoor gear, outdoor lighting, outdoor photography, outdoor settings, photography equipment, Photography gear, photography tips, PixelPerfectPaparazzi, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of taking blurry selfies while exploring the great outdoors in Minecraft? Look no further, because our SMP has the best cameras for capturing all your epic moments! Our cameras are so advanced, they can even capture the elusive Ender Dragon in perfect clarity. Join us and never miss a snapshot-worthy moment again!

PickMeUpCraft

appreciate, Argument, Communication, driving anxiety, Late, long shift, misunderstanding, MONEY, NAP, no show, pick me up, PickMeUpCraft, Promise, public transport, relationship, stressful, Support, Transportation, Uber, UNFAIR, Wife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of waiting for your spouse to pick you up from work, only to find out they fell asleep and left you stranded? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama with our virtual adventures!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!

AntiSocialHabitzMC SMP

annoying habits, AntiSocialHabitzMC, common annoyances, irritating habits, Manners, personal space, Pet Peeves, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social customs, social etiquette, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social habits, social interactions, social irritations, social norms, social pet peeves, societal norms

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Emeralds Found:	1261
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of constantly being judged for not following the unwritten rules of social interaction? Do you want a place where you can be your true, weird self without fear of being ostracized? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where burping loudly at the dinner table is not only accepted, but encouraged. Where wearing mismatched socks is considered a fashion statement. Where the only social norm is to be as bizarre and outlandish as possible.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that it has been known to block out the sun. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your freak flag fly high!

PixelDisappoint

anticipation, awkward, awkwardness, Disappointment, discomfort, dissatisfaction, Expectations, false excitement, less enjoyable, let down, misleading excitement, overhyped, PixelDisappoint, reality check, regret, sexual activity, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwhelming, underwhelming experience, unfulfilling, Unsatisfying

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Farms Harvested:	317	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!

StressCraft – AFib Edition

AFib, atrial fibrillation, cardiovascular health, chronic stress, Edition, Heart Disease, heart health, high stress, increased risk, irregular heart rhythm, job satisfaction, job strain, job stress, job-related health risks, low reward, mental health, occupational stress, physical health, Stress Management, StressCraft, work-life balance, work-related stress, workplace health

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

join this epic minecraft server where stress is banned and hearts are always in rhythm! if you work a stressful job, come chill with us and reduce your risk of atrial fibrillation by 97%! our virtual world is filled with relaxing activities like building sandcastles, riding unicorns, and battling evil chickens. plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel stressed again! so come on, join us and keep your heart happy and healthy while having a blast in our wacky minecraft universe!

vietfc

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Votes:	1024	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3152	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

2v2f: Survival Without Rules (still has weak anticheat) Murder Mystery (Who is the killer): has party features, 12 separate maps, top kill, win, … PvP Box: Trade pvp items… SMP FUSION : SMP includes earth map, town, many bosses, daily event, lifesteal, web map, enchant upgrade THE PIT UPGRADE: For those who pvp the TimeMachine map, many features such as enchant, buy upgrades, and upgrades… THE PIT FC: This is for those who like to hack thepit with weak anticheat, mainly for those who like to enter the aura to exchange hacks (Like No Law) Eggwars: This is playable and they are developing more maps…

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ChucklesBox

15 player max, bedbox, ChucklesBox, Creative, Cubedcraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	150
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max

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HarleyCraft Minecraft Server

2010, Adventure, Alternate Reality, BELIEF, Conspiracy, Experience, Exploration, Harley bike, HarleyCraft, Memory, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, Mystery, Paranormal, Perception, Phenomenon, reality shift, Server, Supernatural, time travel, timeline shifts, travel, Ukraine, Valdy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Hop on our Minecraft server and join Valdy as he rides his Harley bike through the pixelated landscapes of Ukraine in the year 2010. Who knows, you might just experience a timeline shift yourself! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most mind-bending experiences in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CrushCraft SMP: “HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou”

attraction, Communication, confession, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, emotions, feelings, feelings revealed, FLIRTING, girl, HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou, Heart, high school crush, Honesty, infatuation, love, relationships, romance, secret crush, smp, teenage crush, unrequited love

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Potions Brewed:	139	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have girls falling for you left and right, all thanks to your mad building skills and epic redstone creations. Rumor has it that just by joining our server, you’ll instantly become the most eligible bachelor in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start building your way to a virtual harem of adoring fans!

ConcertRage Minecraft Server

concert atmosphere, concert audience, concert behavior, concert confrontation, concert disturbance, concert enjoyment, concert etiquette, concert excitement, concert experience, concert frustration, concert manager, concert policies, concert seating, concert seating rules, concert ushers, concert view blocking, ConcertRage, Minecraft, music enjoyment, rude concert goers, Server, standing up

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	892
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Hey there gamers!

Are you tired of being told to sit down and behave at concerts? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can stand up and rock out to your heart’s content! No ushers here to ruin your fun, just pure Minecraft madness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up during the entire show, just like at that concert where you were unfairly forced to sit down. Let your blocky avatar dance and groove to the music without any Karens telling you to sit down.

And if anyone dares to tell you to sit, just build a giant wall in front of them and continue jamming out. Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild and wacky time!

Who needs concerts when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll, baby!