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FreeAppMagicMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles made entirely of cheese (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bazooka. And did we mention that our server has a built-in teleportation system that can transport you to a land filled with talking cows and dancing creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention that it’s all completely free? It’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt – pure magic!

Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Crops Grown:	4951
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Towns Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	114	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Votes:	879	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	4767
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3638	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!