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Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3156	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	151
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Votes:	2439
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

138.201.48.55:26363

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	470829	Enchantments Applied:	151
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	390	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6119	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

mc.duxvanilla.com:11011