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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7098 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5204 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are always throwing dance parties and the villagers have a secret underground rollercoaster.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!
