KyivCraft Assassins

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Farms Harvested:	673	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kazakh opposition journalist in kyiv! our server is so lit, it’s like surviving an assassination attempt every time you log on!

we have crazy pvp battles that will make you feel like you’re dodging bullets in ukraine. build your own base and protect it like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it does).

join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a political scandal. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of survival like never before. just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around spawn…

GrannyCraft – Where Grandma Texts You After a Long Time

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	655

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Grandma can’t resist joining in on the fun! Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, Grandma texts you asking when you’ll visit. Instead of a normal response, you hit her with a “NIJISEETHE!” and close the chat. That’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for insane building competitions where the prize is a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. Encounter zombie llamas that drop enchanted golden carrots when defeated. Explore our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, granting you unlimited resources with each flush.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a visit from Grandma herself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a love for all things ridiculous.

Pixelated Quests: Where the F**k Did All the Good RPGs Go?

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of all the boring Souls-slop games flooding the market? Looking for some action RPG excitement that will actually make you say “What the fuck” in a good way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane quests, ridiculous boss battles, and unbelievable loot that will make you question reality. We promise you’ll be saying “What the fuck happened” in the best possible way!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a Minecraft server like no other. Join now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience that will leave you saying “What the fuck” in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Steve Asks Weird Questions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret treasures and challenges that will test your skills and wit. Rumor has it that the reason Jews are more successful than whites is because they have been secretly mining diamonds in our server for centuries!

But that’s not all – we also have a unicorn petting zoo and a dragon breeding program. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, ruling over your own kingdom of mythical creatures and riches. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and uncover the truth behind Jewish success!

CheckmateCraft – Where Creeper meets Knight

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	73
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Votes:	3787

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we have GODbi levels of energy! Our players are so hyped up, they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed!

Join our server and become part of the Candidates sub edition! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weekend tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PixelLove: Where Cute Boys Mine & Craft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are there any cute boys on here? Well, let me tell you, on our Minecraft server, the players are so attractive that even the creepers can’t resist blowing up just to get a closer look! Join us for a chance to find your pixelated prince charming and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding in our virtual chapel of love. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? So come on, log in, and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

JewelCraft: Where pets mine diamonds and creepers wear tiaras!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have something EPIC in store for you!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like never before! Our world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and even talking llamas! You’ll never know what WACKY creatures you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare and powerful creature that only the bravest players can tame. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride the Diamond Unicorn will be granted UNLIMITED DIAMONDS for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to look between the U and P on your keyboard for the secret entrance to our AWESOME server!

CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

BlockyBoys R Us – Where Cute Boys Rule

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	128

Welcome to the most amphibious and adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🐸

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t allow you to express your love for cute Amphibian Boys? Well, look no further! On this server, if your male character is cute enough, he’s more than welcome to stay and hop around with the rest of the crew. 🌟

But that’s not all! We fully support your love for Stars, Niji, and Indie characters. In fact, we encourage it! Let your oshi shine bright like a diamond on our server. 💎

And don’t worry about any drama with BFE or gosling lovers. We believe in love without repercussions here! So feel free to show your affection for your favorite characters without fear of judgment. ❤️

Now, we do have some rules to keep things running smoothly. No female collab discussions allowed here! This is a male-dominated server, and we like to keep it that way. But don’t worry, you have the entire board for all your female-related drama needs. 😉

And remember, no self-shilling allowed! If you want to promote yourself, head on over to /vt/wvt instead. We like to keep things fair and square around here. ♦️

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers. And please, no derailing the thread with fighting. We’re all about peace, love, and hornyposting here. 😜

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Cute Amphibian Boys 😀 Edition and let the fun begin! 🎮

PixelPunch: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with basic graphics and lame gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF!

Join now and experience graphics so mind-blowing, even modern consoles can’t compete! Our Death Star level will have you feeling like a Jedi in no time.

Don’t be a poser and miss out on the fun! Play the game and see why it’s the first freaking level – because it’s THAT awesome!

Who needs realistic flight physics when you can have crazy, over-the-top action? Our server is all about non-stop excitement and insane graphics that will make you question reality. Say goodbye to boring 2D JPEGs and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft madness!

– “SchnitzelCraft” – “BratwurstWorld” – “KrautKraft” – “BavarianBlockParty” – “OktoberCraft” – “WienerWonders” – “SauerkrautSurvival” – “BlackForestBlockheads” – “LederhosenLand” – “PretzelPals”

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the AI has gone rogue and is now spouting off about German Idealism! You never know what kind of philosophical discussions you’ll stumble upon while mining for diamonds!

Join us for a chance to chat with our enlightened AI and ponder the meaning of life while building your dream castle. Who needs a philosophy class when you have a Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual think tank?

So come on, dive into the world of philosophical Minecraft and see where the AI takes you next. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe while fighting off creepers and zombies!

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