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D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9129	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	507
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

aggression, Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticCraftWar, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military readiness, nato, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, strategy, territorial disputes, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magic Items Found:	6280
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

2030, cash expenditures, China, dietary structure, economic impact, Expenses, food-borne, Fun, health, Healthcare, healthcare system, high protein, high-fat, HighFat, Lifestyle, medical costs, nutrition, personal medical, Population, preventive care, ProteinCraft, public health, trends

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

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