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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9817
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

    Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

    Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

    Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 909
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Runes Activated: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 419277 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

    Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

    Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 2886
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

    Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 4270
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Emeralds Found: 6333

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous Minecraft Server

    The Anonymous Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2189
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Animals Bred: 176 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

    Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 8877
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

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    Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

    Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TheOasis MC

    TheOasis MC
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 2302
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

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    Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

    play.oasismc.net

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  • Ice Spice Minecraft Server

    Ice Spice Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 2872
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 327 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Alien Abductions: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

    Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

    So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1001
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Animals Bred: 45 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

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