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Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	1318
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8928
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Crops Grown:	2621	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

best comedy movie, comedy, comedy classic, Comedy film, comedy flick, comedy genre, comedy pick, comedy recommendation, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite comedy flick, favorite comedy movie, favorite film, favorite movie, film, funny, humor, Laughter, MineCraftyLaughs, Movie, top comedy movie

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mines Excavated:	4788
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Advanced weaponry, China, Defense, defense strategy, Disaster, geopolitical tensions, investigation, Maritime, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, naval forces, Navy, nuclear submarine, SECURITY, Server, setback, Sinking, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Technology, Underwater

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mines Excavated:	2056	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ores Mined:	5407
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.