Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
104/1000 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
4 |
Alien Abductions: |
5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
4 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
17 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
1 |
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