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HolyCraft: Where You Can Found a Religion on Conquest!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!

LolCraft: Server 673379098 – Where Anonymity is Key!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Votes:	7338	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Chinese State Media Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	New Chunks Explored:	739700
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that aligns with your far-right capitalist views? Look no further! Join our server where we promote the same politics as the USA and Israel. Oppose communism by supporting us! We even have alliances with Palestine, Iran, Russia, and China – because who needs logic when you have Minecraft alliances, right?

Come join us and fight for your capitalist beliefs in a virtual world where geopolitics make no sense but the fun never ends. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and show the world that Minecraft is the true battleground for global politics. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have – join now!

CraftyGenshin – Where Minecraft meets Genshin Impact for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on a quest to Discover Traces and Explore Nature in a collaboration web event that will have you questioning reality. But wait, there’s more! Take part in our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you’ll encounter talking cats and battle evil furballs.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – the ultimate squad of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – because who doesn’t want a sword that grants you freedom?

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re feeling lucky, redeem our codes for some epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. See you on the other side!

VomitCraft: Where Digging Deep is More Fun Than Sticking Fingers Down Throats!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of trying to make yourself puke just to escape reality? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the pixels whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities and no need for self-induced nausea. Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and never have to resort to extreme measures again. Plus, our community is so welcoming and fun, you’ll never want to log off! Say goodbye to the toilet bowl and hello to a blocky paradise. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

NerdyCraft: Because Minecraft is the closest thing we have to living in a mid 90s to early/mid 2000s manga world

“2000s”, 70s, 80s, 90s, akira, art, Atsushi Ohkubo, CLOSEST, dungeon meshi, EARLYMID, Eiichiro Oda, eyeshield 21, FOTNS, Hiromu Arakawa, Hiroyuki Takei, Kazuki Takahashi, Kouta Hirano, Kyohiko Azuma, Living, made in abyss, Manga, mid, Minecraft, modern manga, murata, naoki urasawa, NerdyCraft, Norihiro Yagi, quantity over quality, soul eater, Soulful, Standards, Takeshi Obata, TORIYAMA, well drawn comics, world, Yasuhiro Nightow

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ores Mined:	4004	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring, lackluster Minecraft servers with no soul? Well, look no further! Our server is like the mid 90s to early/mid 2000s era of manga – soulful and full of epic artistry!

Join our server and you’ll be transported into a world created by the likes of Hiromu Arakawa, Yasuhiro Nightow, and Kazuki Takahashi. Imagine exploring a world designed by the genius minds of Hiroyuki Takei and Kouta Hirano – it’s like stepping into a manga masterpiece!

But wait, there’s more! Eiichiro Oda at his peak will guide you on your adventures, while Eyeshield 21 era Murata will make sure you never run out of excitement. And don’t even get me started on Naoki Urasawa at his peak – the twists and turns in our server will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So why settle for average art quality when you can join a Minecraft server that is pure artistry and soul? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 916859466 – Anonymous Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	101	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in glorious Technicolor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually super intelligent aliens plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2021
Farms Harvested:	896	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	5957

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

DustBusters: Where Creeper Explosions and Drama Unravel in the Most Hilarious Ways!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious events that have been happening.

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players by blowing up their carefully crafted builds. But don’t worry, they’re just misunderstood and are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you’re feeling brave, you can join our quest to uncover the secrets of the server’s past and discover what really happened when the dust settled. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll get into along the way?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Betanigans: Where the LOLs are endless and the blocks are never boring!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	130	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak of being rejected for being a beta fatass! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of finding love in the virtual world.

We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show off your skills to potential partners. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting rejected by NPCs because they already have a boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So come join us and turn your virtual love life into a comedy of errors. Who needs a normiegram boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft partner who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and let the laughter begin!