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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5437 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Ores Mined: | 5602 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Crops Grown: | 5527 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!