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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5523 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 168 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 320 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!