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Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

Accountability, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, internet, Message, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, post, Public, reconsider, reconsideration, REFLECT, regret, REMOVE, Server, social media, social-networking, think twice, tweet, why

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5547	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	381
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1475	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	577330	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Animals Bred:	193
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, #intelligence gathering, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, HQ, intelligence agency headquarters, Israel, Israeli defense, israeli government, Israeli intelligence, israeli intelligence service, israeli secret service, Israeli security, israeli spy agency, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, secret, secret service, smp, Special Operations

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	1170	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardAF, awkwardness aftermath, cringe-inducing interactions, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, EMBARRASSING, haunting memories, Interaction, Minecraft, regretful, sleepless nights, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!