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AnimeInspo Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8634
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even anime characters are jealous! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, just like your favorite anime hero. Our server is so epic, even Goku himself would be impressed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Farms Harvested:	348	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3184
Towns Built:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	865
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2252	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ores Mined:	1978	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7090	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!