Krystal and Gustavo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5976	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1672
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	10

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	6038	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9282	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8554	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3531	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!