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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5088 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
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