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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1271 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 293 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!
oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!
