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CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9065	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Potions Brewed:	58	Mines Excavated:	1453

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimension Hops:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ores Mined:	3223
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Potions Brewed:	132
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	298

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!