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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4599 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!