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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7989 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!
With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?