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TradeCraft Minecraft Server

learn trading, Minecraft, online trading, Server, snake oil, Tradecraft, Trading, trading advice, trading community, trading courses, trading education, trading knowledge, trading market, trading mentors, trading mindset, trading pitfalls, trading platforms, trading resources, trading scams, trading skills, Trading Strategies, trading success, trading tips

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Tired of getting scammed by shady traders in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can learn the ancient art of trading without getting duped by snake oil salesmen. Our experienced players will teach you the secrets of the trade, from bartering with villagers to setting up your own shop selling rare items like enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. Join us now and become a master of the marketplace!

FrustratedGF vs AnnoyingBF Minecraft Server

AnnoyingBF, Communication, delegation, Deposit, Electric, FrustratedGF, Frustration, gas, installation fee, internet, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Moving in, nagger, partner, renting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, setting up, Trash, Utilities, Water

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Animals Bred:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting up utilities is the ultimate challenge! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of trying to get gas, electric, and internet set up in your virtual world.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected hurdles and obstacles along the way. Will your partner remember to pay the deposit for gas, or will you be left taking cold showers in your pixelated home? Can you trust your partner to handle the electric setup, or will you be left in the dark?

But the real kicker? The internet provider in our Minecraft world might not even service your community! Will you be able to overcome this virtual nightmare and finally get connected to the online world?

Join us on this hilarious adventure filled with frustration, miscommunication, and maybe a little nagging. Who knew setting up utilities could be so entertaining?

MILs Bday Prank: Hide & Seek!

BDay, birthday celebration, birthday present, Communication, Cultural differences, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, gift giving, Hide, hurt feelings, husband, MIL, mils, online shopping, personal connection, prank, relationship, Seek, sibling rivalry, thoughtful gesture

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	590048

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel left out like this poor husband! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel loved, appreciated, and showered with gifts (virtual ones, of course).

Join us and receive a virtual iPhone, expensive pullovers, and even perfume for your Minecraft character’s birthday! Our server is filled with caring players who will make sure you feel special every day.

Don’t worry about receiving just a gift card or a candle – on our server, the gifts are always top-notch and guaranteed to make you smile. And if your in-game neighbor tries to hide your presents, we’ll make sure you get them in time to celebrate properly.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where everyone is the favorite child and no one gets left out. And remember, in this virtual world, you’ll always feel loved and appreciated – even if your real-life mother-in-law is a bit forgetful.

NoFameForThem

Attention, Celebrity, celebrity culture, controversial, criticism, entertainment industry, Fame, fame hungry, gossip, Media, NoFameForThem, overexposed, Overrated, Popular, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, TALENTLESS, Undeserved, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	58
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic celebrity death matches! That’s right, we’ve got a special arena where you can watch Justin Bieber face off against Kim Kardashian in a no-holds-barred fight to the death. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the elusive Karen! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, celebrity-filled world!

GasPriceWars Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, efforts, ENERGY, foreign policy, gas prices, GasPriceWars, international relations, iran, Iran sanctions, low, Minecraft, Oil prices, Politics, russia, Russia sanctions, SANCTION, sanctions, Server, sources, united states, US, wsj

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Votes:	9598
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9910

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life like trying to sanction russia and iran but failing because gas prices are too low, like what even is that logic? on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from crazy world leaders and their shenanigans. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control gas prices and bring peace to the world. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

CreeperCinemaGang

anti-semitism, Attack, Cinema, Community, CreeperCinemaGang, discrimination, France, hate crime, Incident, intolerance, Jewish, Minority, Paris, prejudice, Religious, Safety, solidarity, Support, violence, youths

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis server, man. It’s like, da craziest place in da Minecraft universe. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha.

One time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond. True story, bro. And another time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon. I know, sounds wild, right?

But wait, there’s more. We got secret dungeons filled with treasure, dragons that you can ride, and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happenin’ on this server.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover something truly mind-blowing.

CraftyLoveMatch

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compatibility quiz, compatibility test, CraftyLoveMatch, happier, love, Partnership, relationship advice, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, Relationship Counseling, relationship goals, Relationship Happiness, relationship success, relationship test, relationship trust, relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Runes Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	116
Players Killed by Monsters:	1513	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

so, like, imagine this: u join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? and, like, u gotta pass this super important compatibility test before u can even start playin’. but, like, here’s the catch – if u don’t pass, u gotta marry the first person u see in the game.

but, like, don’t worry! because, like, our server is known for creatin’ the most amazin’ love stories ever. like, there was this one time where two players failed the test and ended up gettin’ married in real life!

so, like, if u wanna find true love or just have a good laugh, join our server now! who knows, maybe u’ll find ur soulmate or end up in a wacky love triangle. the possibilities are endless, dude!

FungiCraft: Resistant Roots

agricultural practices, antimicrobial resistance, commercial soil, compost, environmental contamination, Environmental Science, flower bulbs, fungal infections, fungal resistance, fungicraft, gardening, microbiology, Multidrug-resistant fungi, Mycology, plant diseases, plant pathogens, public health, resistant, Roots, soil contamination, soil health, soil-borne diseases, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Buildings Constructed:	12

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have multidrug-resistant fungi found in commercial soil, compost, and flower bulbs! why would you want to join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally ate a mushroom that gave him superpowers! now he can fly around the map and shoot fireballs out of his butt! true story bro. so come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our world of fungi and fun!

AncientMagic

AncientMagic, Bosses, custom abilities, Economy, FTB, leveling up, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Raids, Roleplay, RPG

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Always wanted to experience real and well made but at the same time simple and chill RPG server?

Join AncientMagic and: – Beat Bosses – Team up with other players and beat raids. – Level up – Use our custom abilities And many, many more.

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Skyblock with Mods: Not Your Mama’s Vanilla Server!

backups, Community, Dedicated, Discord, encouraged, Info, Items, mamas, Modded, modpacks, Mods, NVMe, planned, RAM, regular players, ryzen, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla, Vote, Website

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3806
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Potions Brewed:	200	Dragon Eggs Found:	6329
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crops Grown:	4833
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Spawn	Player-created
Banned Items	Discouraged but not banned
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe
Join Discord	Join Discord
Website	More Info

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	Anyone can join, just join our Discord to get started!
Are there banned items on the server?	Some items are discouraged but not banned.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no kits or unfair p2w advantages.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.