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HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchantments Applied:	239	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ores Mined:	2984
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	116
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mines Excavated:	3215
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	106	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	667737
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!