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ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of being told what to do with your hair, even on your sister’s wedding day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and let your hair (or pixelated blocky avatar) be whatever color you want, no questions asked!

We understand the struggle of trying to achieve your dream hair color, just like how you strive to build your dream world in Minecraft. So why settle for boring brown when you can have a vibrant lilac purple hair in our virtual realm?

Forget about being a bridesmaid and dealing with bridezilla moments, come build your own cake (or castle) in our server instead! Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft party with all your blocky friends?

So say goodbye to hair dye ultimatums and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a purple-haired Minecraft warrior! Join our server now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or guilt trips. Let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination, not your hair color choices!

WeddingInkNoThanks

Equipment, family, family expectations, family pressure, guestspot, personal comfort, professional boundaries, short notice, tattoo artist, tattoo design, tattoo hygiene, tattoo layout, tattoo machine, tattoo stencil, tattoo supplies, travel, uncomfortable situation, Wedding, wedding day tattoo, wedding gift, WeddingInkNoThanks

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take wedding gifts to a whole new level! Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you get a request to tattoo the bride and groom in-game on their special day. Who needs a fancy wedding gift when you can give the gift of pixelated ink?

Join us for the most outrageous weddings in Minecraft history, where guests are expected to bring their tattoo equipment and get to work on the happy couple. Don’t worry about the logistics, like whether the wedding is inside or outside, just bring your machine and get ready to tattoo like never before.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a call from your virtual mother demanding that you pull your virtual shit together and tattoo the bride and groom. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it’s all in the name of love and creativity, right?

So come join us on our server for the most unique wedding experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a call from Notch himself asking for a tattoo on his special day. The possibilities are endless, just like the pixels in our world.

RedFlagHobby Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to participate in epic llama rodeos, where players compete to see who can stay on the llama the longest without getting kicked off! And that’s not all – we also host weekly chicken jousting tournaments, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and now flies around the server on its back, granting wishes to those who can find them. Will you be the next lucky player to receive a wish from the Ender Dragon Whisperer?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

TechSavvyBoomer

analog, classic, Durable, efficient, electronics, FUNCTIONALITY, Gadgets, mechanical, Nostalgia, obsolete tech, old tech, Outdated, practical, Reliable, Retro, Satisfied, sentimental, Technology, TechSavvyBoomer, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so old school, it still runs on a dial-up internet connection and floppy disks. But don’t worry, our players love it because it gives them that nostalgic feeling of the good ol’ days.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of sticks and stones. Build your dream castle using only the most pixelated blocks available. And don’t forget to ride our trusty old minecart system that moves at a snail’s pace but gets you where you need to go eventually.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who appreciate the beauty of outdated technology and embrace the simplicity of a time when floppy disks were the height of innovation? Come join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft hipster, using old tech before it was cool.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Ores Mined:	6598	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	202127	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, this server is like the coolest place ever, man. like, imagine if Japan and Ukraine got together and signed some crazy agreement to support each other forever. well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got alliances from all over the world, bro. you can build your own little nation and make alliances with other players. it’s like a virtual United Nations, but with creepers and diamonds. come join us and be a part of this epic international community. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

DroneJammerGangChiRus

agency.., Chinese, collaboration, cooperation, countermeasures, Defense, drone jammers, DroneJammerGangChiRus, electronic warfare, Equipment, Espionage, International, long range communication, Military, Partnership, Procurement, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tactics, Technology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	63	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

So, like, you know how those Chinese and Russian dudes are always up to some crazy stuff, right? Well, get this – they’re trying to find drone jammers! Like, why would they even need that? Are they planning on taking over the world with drones or something?

Anyway, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. We’ve got all the latest gadgets and gizmos, including our very own drone jammer. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that bad boy!

Plus, rumor has it that the Chinese and Russian agents are actually playing on our server too. So, if you wanna show them who’s boss and maybe even strike up a deal for some top-secret technology, you better hop on board.

Join now and let the drone jamming madness begin!

AntSlayerCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing – we are all mass murderers in the eyes of ants. That’s right, those tiny little bugs are terrified of us and our epic building skills. Join us and show those ants who’s boss by constructing the most insane structures they’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ant kingdom waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some ant-squishing fun on our server!

Smokin’ Lakes: 89% Fiery Fun

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

Our server is so lit, even the wildfire smoke wants a piece of the action! That’s right, our lakes are so fire (literally) that the smoke from hundreds of miles away just can’t resist coming to check us out. We’re like the hottest club in town, but for lakes.

In fact, 89% of the lakes in North America have experienced our wild vibes for more than 30 days each year from 2019 to 2021. That’s how you know we’re the real deal. So if you want to be part of something truly wild and unpredictable, come join us on this epic Minecraft server.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the smoke monsters, they can be a bit clingy. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

Hot Dog Water: Where your Wiener meets its match! No rules, just soggy buns!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	89
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Java Version	1.20.6

Overview

Hardcore: – Votes for world reset are held on Discord.

Vanilla: – No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join us! IP: play.hdw.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex Video Intro: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

FAQs

Q: Can I teleport randomly on the server?

A: No, random teleport is not allowed on this server.

Q: Are there any rules against griefing and stealing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and PvP are allowed on the server.

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?

A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I participate in a world reset vote?

A: World reset votes are held on our Discord server. Join the Discord community to participate in the voting process.

ShiranuiCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ShiranuiCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of ninja pandas decided to build a secret base in the clouds and they needed help. So, they created this server and now they’re recruiting players to join their epic quest to defeat the evil broccoli king who is trying to take over the Minecraft world with his army of dancing carrots. Are you brave enough to join the ninja pandas and save the world? Of course you are! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!